[需要一定英文水平]关于男女的5个笑话

    征妻

    A man placed an ad in the classifieds： "Wife wanted."

    The next day he received a hundred letters.

    They all said the same： "You can have mine."

    当笨男人遇上笨女人……

    Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance

    Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

    Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

    Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

    如果男人喜欢上了喝酒和吸烟……

    A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

    "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

    "That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"

    "Twenty-six," he said.

    男人没有女人会如何

    It's all in the punctuation:

    An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

    The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

    The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing." 

    老公，你的宝贝马来电话了

    A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

    He asks, "What was that for?"

    She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

    He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

    He asks, "What was that for?"

    She answers, "Your horse called."